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Scientists Decode Whale Talk
Marine Biologists at Woods Hole Oceanographic Institution in Massachusetts called a press conference to announce their latest discovery. Reportedly, they’ve learned how to translate the messages in whale and dolphin vocalizations.
In a surprising and ironic twist, it has been determined that whales and dolphins talk about nothing but a single topic:
Do the noises humans make with their mouths amount to a language and, if so, what are they trying to say?