The Snot: Scientists Decode Whale Talk

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Scientists Decode Whale Talk

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Real scientists who, of course, have nothing to do with this silly story: they’re real!
Unlike this story, Woods Hole OI is very much real. Click to see their website!
Unlike this story, Woods Hole OI is very much real. Click to see their website!

Marine Biologists at Woods Hole Oceanographic Institution in Massachusetts called a press conference to announce their latest discovery. Reportedly, they’ve learned how to translate the messages in whale and dolphin vocalizations.

In a surprising and ironic twist, it has been determined that whales and dolphins talk about nothing but a single topic:

Do the noises humans make with their mouths amount to a language and, if so, what are they trying to say?

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