Joke of the Day: a Greg Original!

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I had a patient concerned about possible constipation.  I work in geriatrics, so the topic comes up from time to time.

Asked how long an oral laxitive would take to work, I went out on a limb.

I said it could take a while:

If you take your gut and spread it end to end… You’re dead.

He laughed and thanked me for it.

Humor helps!

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